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February 20, 2013

Reassembling the Mitt Romney Bot…

Synthetic Romney

I can’t think of a better metaphor for Romney than a soulless android that’s programmed to protect his corporate masters interests over the safety and well-being of actual humans.

No wonder the rage-drunk mouth breathers at CPAC are so excited to hear from him.

“This is an opportunity for him to express his appreciation to supporters and friends,” a senior Romney aide said.

“The thousands gathered at CPAC this year are eager to hear from the former 2012 GOP presidential candidate at his first public appearance since the elections,” said American Conservative Union Chairman Al Cardenas in a statement. “We look forward to hearing Governor Romney’s comments on the current state of affairs in America and the world, and his perspective on the future of the conservative movement.”

That GOP re-branding effort is really going well.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. February 20, 2013 2:43 pm

    HA! I can’t tell if he’s drooling or just needs sanding.

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