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For Your Safety

April 9, 2011

Dear Citizens,

As our nation continues its unyielding march toward a Corporate-Theocratic-Kleptocracy, It is incumbent upon us all to be aware of the hazardous conditions we now live and work under. In the spirit of public safety and civic duty, I hereby offer the following important notices to be posted publicly and prominently so we may all be informed of the dangers surrounding us.

Please feel free to distribute these notices as necessary and to produce new and improved ones as needed.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

The Management

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. April 18, 2011 5:32 pm

    Sweet bouncing baby Jeebus on a pogo stick – those are a thing exsquisite awesomeness….meant to be shared and dispersed throughout the internet and emblazoned upon t-shirts sure to piss off your TeaBilly neighbors and cantankerous relatives.
    MUST COPY AND PASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • April 18, 2011 7:21 pm

      That’s very kind, thanks DC. Please feel free to pass them around.

  2. April 21, 2011 8:16 am

    Going to borrow the uterus one. Thanks!

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