Famous Haircut Contemplates Presidential Bid
Donald Trump’s Haircut announced today that it is contemplating running for President in 2012.
The Haircut attempted to assuage public concerns over the large, lumpy growth protruding from underneath its perfectly trimmed locks by stating:
“I’m currently seeking treatment for my unfortunate condition, and I am confident that with my untold billions I’ll be able to have this disgusting, puss-filled growth successfully removed.”
We’ll update as the story unfolds…