Bane Capitalist

bane /bān/

Noun:

A cause of great distress or annoyance. Something, typically poison, that causes death.

If we are to believe Multimillionaire Mitt about his complete and total separation from Bain Capital in 1999, then he may have committed a felony by lying to the SEC about his position with the company after he supposedly left to run the Salt Lake City Olympics. According to SEC documents, he served as “sole stockholder, chairman of the board, chief executive officer, and president” until 2002.

Which is it Mitt? Did you lie to SEC or to the American People?

Remember folks, Mitt Romney doesn’t exactly have a stellar record of telling the truth.

About anything.

You can’t really blame him for getting confused, this is a man who lies with every breath that he takes. It’s gotta be difficult to remember who was told which lie.

I think our piss-poor media is simply unequipped to deal with his barrage of lies. I also think that’s the Romney campaign’s strategy. If he lies about everything, they’ll just give up and let him go on with it rather than do the work to find the truth.

Unfortunately it seems to be working.