Limbaugh the Gutt
Revolting man-slug Rush Limbaugh says the First Lady is fat.
The problem is — and dare I say this — it doesn’t look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she’s out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving, yeah it does — what do you mean, what do I mean?
What is it – no, I’m trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you. I mean, women are under constant pressure to look lithe, and Michelle My Belle is out there saying if you eat the roots and tree bark and the berries and all this cardboard stuff you will live longer, be healthier and you won’t be obese. Okay, fine, show us.
First of all, Michelle Obama is a strong, independent, caring, and frankly, a beautiful woman. Which is exactly why human garbage like Limbaugh can’t stand her.
I won’t sully my page with audio of this goddamn prick, but you can hear him getting fatter as he speaks. Is that a pork chop rattling around in the back of your throat Rush? I especially liked his mention of “Ribs!” being eaten by our first lady, cause you know, Scary Black People eat ribs… get it? She’s fat and black! GET IT??
What a piece of shit. Stay classy Rush, you repellent, rancid heap of racist, woman-hating lard.